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If McDonalds were run like asoftware company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ (Mark Minasi) Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. (Larry Wall) It’s a curious thing about our industry: not only do we not learn from our mistakes, but we also don’t learn from our successes. (Keith Braithwaite) 19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM (End of the word according to Unix–2^32 seconds after January 1, 1970)

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. (Sam Ewing) Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V Berard) C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. (Gavin Russell Baker) 19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM (End of the word according to Unix–2^32 seconds after January 1, 1970) A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history–with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. (Mitch Radcliffe)

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PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals. (Jon Ribbens) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. (Martin Golding) If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. (Frank Lloyd Wright) The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less. (David Emery) Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter. (Eric Raymond)

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The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer! (C3PO) One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that–lacking zero–they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. (Robert Firth) Good programmers use their brains, but good guidelines save us having to think out every case. (Francis Glassborow) Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like. (pixadel)

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